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PostSubject: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 18:21

So, this game I got from the forum of Romulation that I used to frequent. When they shut down I never bothered with forums again, but the time is right to resurrect this game:

What yo do is, one person posts an object and the next person must tell newspaper style how the first person died with that object. For example:

I say: spoon
Gabby says: Weenie tried to peel and orange with a spoon, slipped and accidentally dug her brains out.

So you get the idea. It gets really funny the more obscure objects you get. So I get you all started with:



chicken


forgot to add: the person doing the death message has to put forward the new object aswell for the next person to use. Makes sense, yeah? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 19:04

Oh, first game here. Cool! Very Happy

Let's see:
Weenie ate a fried chicken, but, not knowing that the chicken actually had a deadly virus, she virused herself and died after 2 hours.

My word:
Stylus (like the DS stylus)

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 21:27

Lol, very nice thanks Gabby Very Happy

Oh I've got a good one.

Gabby tried to pick his nose with the DS stylus, but accidentally sneezed and the stylus shot up into his brain, killing him instantly Very Happy


Let me see, something difficult....hmmm, I know: envelope
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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 21:44

That has to be one hell of a strong stylus. Maybe a titanium one Very Happy

Well, let's see... envelope:
"You thought people can't be killed by cutting themselves with paper? Well, you're wrong. Yesterday, a women known as Weenie died after a tornado shot a envelope at high speed to her. The envelope flied so fast that it penetrated the head bone and cut her brain in half, killing her instantly, before leaving on the other side of the head and finally stopping in a wall, after making a few more victims on it's way. The envelope is not in police custody, and, as you see, it is inside the interrogation room. If found guilty, the envelope could face a death punishment."

My word:
Wiimote

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 22:03

Lol ouch Very Happy

you all know what the strap on the wiimote is for. Yes, to be taken off an put back into the box. That is what a young man called Gabby did. Sadly it cost him his life. As he went to play golf on the wii his remote flew out of his hand and hit is 60 inch tv which burst into flames. This however was not the cause of Gabby's death, he had to flee the fire and tripped over his cat on the way out of his house, causing bad bleeding on the brain which killed him slowly. So boys and girls the lesson is clear, use the strap on the wiimote, don't put it back in the box, oh and don't trip over your cat Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 23:00

A cat?!

A young scientist women called Weenie died today after her goldfish ate her alive. The cause is unknown, but it seems that Weenie was playing with DNA today, trying to insert some piranha DNA inside a goldfish. Although the experiment was a success, it turned into a total chaos as soon as the goldfish gained the ability to breath on land. How things evolved is unknown, but what's sure is that the goldfish won. The goldfish was ate by a a cat as soon as the police showed up. More details at 7.

Word: pizza

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sat Jul 16 2011, 23:50

Lol Very Happy

Gabby was trying to make a pizza yesterday, when he slipped and put his face right into the pizza. Due to the suction powers of raw ingredients he was unable to remove the pizza from his face, thus obstructing his vision. He must have blindly wandered off looking for help, his remains were later found in the artic. Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sun Jul 17 2011, 00:09

Shocked Lol What a Face

During a Megadeth concert, a fan named Weenie died after Dave Mustane accidentally slammed his guitar onto Weenie's head, causing him a internal bleeding, and a almost instant death.

Word: Playstation 3

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sun Jul 17 2011, 01:25

lol. Very Happy

tragedy struck today as Gabby, the nations favourite game designer, was killed by a ps3 thrown out of the tenth story window of a tower block by a disgruntled fan. Both Gabby and the ps3 could only be identified after extensive reconstruction.


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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sun Jul 17 2011, 01:57

Lol, that must've been quite the impact Very Happy

The Square Enix company is being under investigation for crime after the UK gaming champion, Weenie, has been practically absorbed in the latest Final Fantasy MMORPG. Many witnesses were around during the crime, and the killer has been identified to be the well-known Final Fantasy character named Cloud Strife, who, according to the eyewitnesses, pierced his sword through Weenie's body, before cutting her in half and allowing the hell hounds to devour the remains. Because of this, the Final Fantasy game series has been banned worldwide for a indefinite period of time. With the help of the hacker named GeoHot, Weenie's body has been taken out of the game and is now under specialists verification. We'll keep you updated.

(that Cloud counts too, right?)

Word: Cola

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sun Jul 17 2011, 05:55

Today at 10:50pm a woman by the name of ggirl choked to death on her cola. Police arrived at the scene to find her slumped over her laptop. On further investigation, it is said to be due to laughing too hard at a forum game called 'One Word Death'.



Word: Tractor.

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Sun Jul 17 2011, 17:39

Lol, nice to have you join us ggirl Very Happy

Yeah, I think you got it right ggirl, I remember now, you make your own death. Otherwise it could look a little offensive. So, here we go:

Today famous racing driver Weenie died tragically after trying to drag race a tractor of the lights. She revved her car so hard the engine blew up, blowing her sky high, we are still waiting for her to come back down again.

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Mon Jul 18 2011, 19:14

So, wait, we have to fake our death now? Sweet! Now there's no limit.

"Today, a chameleon accidentally ate a kid after trying to eat a fly from the kid's head. The chameleon died shortly afterward because his stomach couldn't handle so much food. The kid was still alive when the police arrived, but died shortly because of his chameleon's acid."

Word: battery

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Wed Jul 20 2011, 23:33

Ok Battery?

This morning about 9am a boy called badgerboy2242 was watching TV when his Television remote battery's ran out. While he opened the draw to get a battery, a rogue battery flung out straight up his nostril and out the right ear taking the brain as well. Doctors tested his body and life was negative!

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Thu Jul 21 2011, 05:16

Lol Very Happy

this afternoon up and coming tennis ace Weenie was practising for next years Wimbledon with the new ace2000 tennis machine. Sadly something went wrong with the machine and a ball hit Weenie straight in the face at Mach 3 taking her head off in the process. Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Thu Jul 21 2011, 15:28

LOL Very Happy

A local boy named badgerboy2242 was scribble in a circle with a biro when a black hole came straight out the circle and sucked the little boy in and all was left was his biro. Later on in the day the black hole reopened and the boy flung out at light speed with strange biro markings all over his body. He hit a draw and pens jumped out and got swallowed whole by the boy and choked to death. Scientists ran tests later on and found that the boy was tortured by millions of markers and was left to write his own epitaph Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: One word death   Thu Jul 21 2011, 18:58

Lol Very Happy


Weenie was a bit short of cash yesterday, so she decided to try to raid the money box. Well her's was more like a piggy bank. As she was approaching the piggy bank, it suddenly came to life, picked her up, shook her upside down a few times, then hit her with a hammer. Weenie was found shattered into a thousand pieces and coins surrounding her.


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